algeboring:

when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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"I wonder if the amount of
divorces,
and the amount of broken hearts
would be less if humans
studied a persons mind
instead of their skin and features."
Alexa Evangelista | journal (via vodkakilledtheteens)

(Source: vodkakilledtheteens, via aja-xoxo)

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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